There once was a woman named Sadie

There once was a woman named Sadie;

An official “crazy cat lady”.

            To pay for the litter

            She offered on Twitter

Pictures of her pussy.  Now shady!

There once was a young nurse named Rhonda

There once was a young nurse named Rhonda

Of whom the male patients were fonda.

            Since she wore her scrubs tight

            She made a welcome sight

Which made the old fellas responda.