Sunday, March 26, 2017

There once was a fellow from Brighton

There once was a fellow from Brighton
Who was very easy to frighten.
If he saw a spider
His eyes would grow sider
And his sphincter would painfully tighten.

Thursday, March 9, 2017

There once was a man from Manhattan

There once was a man from Manhattan
Who looked like his face had been sattan.
Like a smiley face button
With no part a-juttin’.
From the side, from the neck, there was nattan.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

There once was a man from Poughkeepsie

There once was a man from Poughkeepsie
Who while drinking never got teepsie.
He went from clear headed
To completely shredded
With movements incredibly treepsie.