Dr. Harrison, the plastic surgeon,
For his wife was losing his urgin’
With a surgical shunt
He shored up her cunt
And made her a technical virgin.
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Serious about funny business since 2008. - - - Dr. Michael J. MacArthur, director and chief wise acre. - - - Parental Discretion Advised.
About Me
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
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- There once was a fellow named Dracula
- Consider the modern camcorder
- Since her husband died in 2004
- At the nude beach, he showed lots of class
- This bachelor down in Tennessee
- This woman living in San Francisco
- When he saw an old hooker exposin'
- Salute to ESPN Radio - Part Four
- Salute to ESPN Radio - Part Three
- Salute to ESPN Radio - Part Two
- Salute to ESPN Radio
- There was a young girl in Atlanta
- Although he was never alive
- When I finished reading The Dark Tower
- I recommend Stephen King's Cell
- The Stand -- a gift from my wife
- I didn't find Stephen King's Carrie
- An elderly fellow in Cleveland
- A forgetful young man in Chicago
- Mongomery and Jennifer Boone
- Word got around the sororities quick
- At the Senior Prom, Evelyn Beecher
- After delivering 9 children, Mary
- This girl I know in New Orleans
- There is a young girl in New England
- Sprority Queen Sandy Loring
- Dr. Harrison, the plastic surgeon
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Followers
Recommended reading
- Complete Limerick Book - Langford Reed - Jarrolds Publishing - London - 1925
- Cunning Linguist - Richard Lederer - St Martins - 2003
- Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs - Andrews McNeel - 1997
- Funny Times (monthly magazine)
- Limerick - G. Legman - Bell Publishing - 1964
- More Limericks - G. Legman - Bell Publishing - 1980
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