There once was a fellow named Ross
Whose throat was cut, right straight across.
Seems that’s what they do
For attempting to screw
The wife of a Mafia boss.
This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? .
. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
10 years ago
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