Margaret Elizabeth Jones
Loved music right down to her bones.
Motown made her dance
And think of romance,
But she only would screw to the Stones.
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Serious about funny business since 2008. - - - Dr. Michael J. MacArthur, director and chief wise acre. - - - Parental Discretion Advised.
About Me
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
My Blog List
Blog Archive
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- I prefer Letterman over Leno
- A right-handed pitcher named Reaver
- There was an old fellow named Gus
- A novice young hooker named Gayle
- Tribute to the Legion of Super Heroes - Part 3
- Tribute to the Legion of Super Heroes - Part 2
- Tribute to the Legion of Super Heroes
- The wife of my good friend Rooney
- There once was a woman named Linda
- There once was a guy named Mike B.
- There once was a girl from North Umber
- A giving young girl named Louise
- An elderly lady named Dottie
- Here's to the great Michael Phelps
- There once was a woman named Brandie
- Margaret Elizabeth Jones
- Pizza deliverer Tony
- In the hills, a horny young Mister
- Contortionist Cynthia Jo
- There once was a young girl named Jamie
- A dignified gal from St. Ives
- Restaurant critic Herbert
- Sweet Sue in the maternity ward
- The frustrated widow Mae Copp
- A busy young woman from China
- Said the world-weary hooker named Jill
- An attractive young girl from Tacoma
- The Notorious Limerick - A History - Part One
- There once was a fellow named Steve
- There once was a young girl named Erica
- A woman asked her husband, Lyle,
- There was a male hooker named Vance
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Followers
Recommended reading
- Complete Limerick Book - Langford Reed - Jarrolds Publishing - London - 1925
- Cunning Linguist - Richard Lederer - St Martins - 2003
- Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs - Andrews McNeel - 1997
- Funny Times (monthly magazine)
- Limerick - G. Legman - Bell Publishing - 1964
- More Limericks - G. Legman - Bell Publishing - 1980
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