The wife of my good friend Rooney
Ran away to marry a Moonie.
He said, "I don't care
"I've got her underwear."
Which he wears on his head like a loony.
This is probably the best one ever!
-
Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? .
. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
10 years ago
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment