An enterprising cashier named Rose
Screwed her boss every day after close.
She said, "His little dick
"Doesn't quite do the trick,
"But his very large bank account does."
This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? .
. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
10 years ago

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