While walking one night by the sea
Margaret needed to pee.
She squatted there on the beach
Sadly within reach
Of a lobster and her children three.
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- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur
- Dr. Michael J. MacArthur is a humorist and the Executive Direstor of the International Center for Limerick Studies. He earned a SaD (Doctor of Smart Assery) from the Edward Lear Institute of Literary Technology. He is a Curmudgeon, First Class and a Member of the Order of Sahl. He is also thought to be a environmental kook.
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- Said the rapper, "In spite of my riches,"
- The cirizens of good Baltimore
- A young college girl up in Devner
- "I'm a big margarita," said Kim
- From a hard day of work, our Pa
- Consider the poor narcoleptic
- While walking one night by the sea
- This hooker down in San Diego
- This woman in Indianapolis
- Consider our poor buddy Bruce
- There once was a woman named May
- In spite of his short little dong
- A toast to by old buddy Boris
- An enterprising young hooker named Kay
- This pretty young widow in Dallas
- I know a young girl in Detroit
- Mortitian's assistant Yvonne
- An entrepreneur in Seattle
- Someone asked Astronaut Grace
- After delivering 9 children, Mary
- An enterprising cashier named Rose
- There is this woman who lives in Green Bay
- A transvestite living in Cincinnati
- There once was a woman named Cheryl
- The girls all are hot for the charms
- This fellow who lives in New York
- On the phone, Jenny complained to Grace
- That slimy old prick, Sid Cooker
- Consider the spermatazoa
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Followers
Recommended reading
- Complete Limerick Book - Langford Reed - Jarrolds Publishing - London - 1925
- Cunning Linguist - Richard Lederer - St Martins - 2003
- Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs - Andrews McNeel - 1997
- Funny Times (monthly magazine)
- Limerick - G. Legman - Bell Publishing - 1964
- More Limericks - G. Legman - Bell Publishing - 1980
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