Consider contortionist Wendy
Who was considerably agile and bendy
Her favorite bit
Is to lick her own clit
And stick a toe in her rear endy.
This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? .
. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
10 years ago

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