There was a dogwalker named Fay
Who was having a terrible day.
“It just drives me nuts
To stare at dog’s butts
And pick up their droppings all day.”
This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? .
. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
10 years ago

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