There once was a woman named Shirley
Whose pubic hair looked just like
nary a hair,
or back, anywhere,
Which makes her feel “all baby-girlie.”
Overheard in a quick-service restaurant - Female, 60s: I said, “Honey, you’ve got a newborn, a 15-month-old and a 3-year-old. I had nothing to do with how that happened. Honey, you are on your ...
3 days ago