There was a gal named Bernadette
Who desperately craved a cigarette.
man said, “Suck my dick.
should do the trick.”
She said, “If I can light your balls,
it’s a bet.”
Overheard at a quick-service restaurant - Female, 40s: You boys watch the game and we will go to a movie. . . . You do know how to order pizza, don’t you?
3 minutes ago