Sunday, July 17, 2016

There once was a woman named Laurie

There once was a woman named Laurie
Who lived on the 45th story
            Without drapery to hide
            What went on inside.
Somewhat sexy, but not at all gory. 

Sunday, June 26, 2016

At the fire sat a girl named Amber

At the fire sat a girl named Amber
Who studied each remaining ember.
She wanted to capture
Her feelings of rapture
With crayons of orange and umber.

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Tribute to nurses - There once was a nurse they called Chuck

There once was a nurse they called Chuck
Who bet his patients half-a-buck
            That they couldn’t stand
            While holding his hand.
He always lost.  Such was his luck.

Monday, June 6, 2016

Tribute to nurses - There once was a nurse they called Amy

There once was a nurse they called Any
Who said, “I don’t let doctors play me.
            Those initials, ‘M. D.’
            Never mean much to me.
Pleasing patients.  That's why they pay me.”

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Tribute to nurses - There once was a nurse they called Betty

There once was a nurse they called Betty
Who always stood there at the ready
            To provide a kind touch
            Which meant so very much
To patients whose health was unsteady.

Monday, May 30, 2016

There once was a fellow named Fred

There once was a fellow named Fred
Who never let it go to his head.
            The fortune, the fame,
            The oft-misspelled name,
Or the women lined up at his  . . . 

Monday, April 4, 2016

There once was a woman named Sadie

There once was a woman named Sadie;
An official “crazy cat lady”.
            To pay for the litter
            She offered on Twitter
Pictures of her pussy.  Now shady!

Sunday, April 3, 2016

There once was a young nurse named Rhonda

There once was a young nurse named Rhonda
Of whom the male patients were fonda.
            Since she wore her scrubs tight
            She made a welcome sight
Which made the old fellas responda.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

There once was a fellow named Ethan

There once was a fellow named Ethan
Who wished he was Elizabethan.
            Round his neck, a starched ruff;
            A codpiece o’er his stuff;
And woven wool hose underneath ‘em.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

There once was a young man named Colin

There once was a young man named Colin
Who was told by a hooker, “No stallin.!”
            He said, “I didn’t know
            You’d be so big below,
And I am so afraid I will fall in.”

Thursday, March 24, 2016

There once was a woman named Kayla

There once was a woman named Kayla
Who thought that the Clapton song, “Layla”,
            Was written about her
            (But she was in a blur)
When he took her down to Venezuela.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

There once was s youngster named Hackett

There once was s youngster named Hackett
Who was boss of the seventh-grade racket.
            He sold wedgie protection;
            Was a Playboy connection,
Stole your lunch to make you buy back it.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

There once was a fellow named Max

There once was a fellow named Max
Who liked to slap folks on their backs.
            Everyone was his friend;
            On that we could depend.
Except for the Arabs and Blacks.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

There once was a woman named Cherry

There once was a woman named Cherry
Who married a fellow named Berry.
            Their union brought forth fruit,
            Three children, all so cute,
Named Clementine, Peaches and Peary.

Monday, March 14, 2016

There once was a fellow named Wise

There once was a fellow named Wise
Who lived for the eating of pies.
            He loved the black berry,
            Coconut and cherry.
Yes, the ones he found between their thighs