Saturday, October 24, 2015

In a pub, a young lassie named Grace

In a pub, a young lassie named Grace
Sat and drank at a furious pace.
            Just before closing time
            On her stool she did climb
Shouting, “I can lick any man in the place.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

There once was a woman named Francis –

There once was a woman named Francis –
That’s Frances F. Francis from Kansas.
            “Fran-Fran” is not a name
            That brings you much fame
Or invites to extravaganzas.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

There once was a fellow named Kyle

There once was a fellow named Kyle
Who campaigned against the use of kale.
            With his brothers-in-arms
            He boycotted the farms
‘Cause the stuff made his poop black as kole.

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

There once was a fellow named Paul

There once was a fellow named Paul;
A most devout hater of fall.
            He truly believes
            That the falling of leaves
Gives his front yard an unearthly pall.

Monday, October 12, 2015

Our pal, Will Congreve said it best,

Our pal, Will Congreve said it best,
“Music can soothe the savage breast.”
            For when the breast is tamed,
            The passion is enflamed,
And she’ll offer access to the rest. 

Sunday, October 11, 2015

There once was a fellow named Petty

There once was a fellow named Petty
Who said that it seemed such a pity     
            That folks of all hue
            Who only watched TV news
Can be molded like just so much putty.

Saturday, October 10, 2015

There once was a widow named Dusty

There once was a widow named Dusty.
At lovemaking, she was a bit rusty.
     But she said with a wink,
     “Don’t you even think
That I am not incredibly lusty.”