Friday, January 31, 2014

There was a movie-goer named Max

There was a movie-goer named Max
Who never bought those movie-snacks.
          He was arrested one day
          By the dread NSA
For failure to pay his movie-tax.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

There was a math student named Sy

There was a math student named Sy
Who found the last digit of P
          His professor said “Wow!”
          And then simply “How?”
Sy said, “I multiplied it by i.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

There once was a gal named Marie

There once was a gal named Marie
Who gave out her blowjobs for free.
          With your pants on the floor
          She would bolt toward the door
With your wallet, your watch and car key.

Monday, January 20, 2014

A gay football player named Weavar

A gay football player named Weavar
Played with an athletic fever.
          He started in South Bend
          As a rookie tight end
And retired as a pro wide receiver.

Saturday, January 18, 2014

There once was a woman nmed Gardener;

There once was a woman nmed Gardener;
A young amateur penis hardenner.
          She went without knowing
          That she causedg such growing
So rather than blame her, let’s pardon her..

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

There once was a woman named Kara

There once was a woman named Kara
Whose face and hair could not be faira.
          With breasts so well sized
          That other women despised
But made men just stand there and stara.