Wednesday, July 25, 2012

There once was a woman named Vi

There once was a woman named Vi
Who attracted the wrong kind of guy;
The under-bankrolled,
Recently paroled,
Sweet-talker with a roving eye.

Friday, July 6, 2012

A medical student named Britt

A medical student named Britt
After Colon Health class had to quit.
         Seems she misplaced her glasses
         And failed all those classes
‘Cause without them she couldn’t read shit.