Wednesday, October 12, 2016

There once was a fellow named Sumblr

There once was a fellow named Sumblr
Who posted nude selfies on Tumblr.
To his sad surprise
He was lacking in size.
It made him feel rueful and humblr.

Sunday, October 9, 2016

Trump said, “Why are you all so fussy?

Trump said, “Why are you all so fussy?
So I said I would grab a girl’s pussy?
What I meant was her cat.
If you don’t believe that,
You’ll just have to vote for the hussy.”

Friday, October 7, 2016

There once was a woman named Kaitlyn

There once was a woman named Kaitlyn
Whose dad was a prominent statesman.
But since Kait was gay,
It caused Dad to say,
“I’d get many more votes if you’d date men.”

Thursday, October 6, 2016

The female quadruplets named Amandus

The female quadruplets named Amandus
Said, “What a cruel last name to hand us!”
But Mother is to blame
For our shared first name
Making us the Amandas Amandus.