Thursday, November 24, 2016

There once was a Thanksgiving Day

There once was a Thanksgiving Day
When all the bad news went away;
When nobody died
Was lonely or cried;
But instead, felt like children at play.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

There was a marathoner named Mike

There was a marathoner named Mike
Who eschewed the car and the bike.
He said, “I don’t care.
If I cannot run there,
There is nothing there I might like.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

There once was a fellow named Pride

There once was a fellow named Pride
Who once fell asleep while inside
His wife’s love canal
With no rationale
‘Cept it was such a relaxing ride.
 


Monday, November 14, 2016

There once a gal named Lenore

There once was a gal named Lenore
Who stood and demanded the floor.
She said, “I don’t care
If you snicker or stare.”
But, I’m not wearing heels any more.”

Saturday, November 5, 2016

There was a musician from Cuba

There was a musician from Cuba
Who sailed to Key West in his tuba.
The Coast Guard saved the day
Until they heard him play.
Then they took the poor guy to Aruba.