Wednesday, October 16, 2013

There once was a woman named Faith

There once was a woman named Faith
Who’s skin was a white as a wraith.
          She never went out
          When the sun was about
And used only bleach in her baith.

Monday, October 14, 2013

There once was a woman named Cher

There once was a woman named Cher
Who never trimmed her public hair.
          So under her frocks
          She was sporting dreadlocks,
Which kept men from going down there.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

There once was a fellow named Holloway

There once was a fellow named Holloway
Who thought of women in a shallow way.
          Be she sweetheart or shrew,
          She’s just something to screw
With a personal goal or a gal-a-day.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

There once was a woman from Licking

There once was a woman from Licking
Whose boyfriend said she’d get a licking
          If he ever found out
          She was out and about,
And, it wasn’t just him she was licking.

Sunday, October 6, 2013

There once was a fellow named Ray

There once was a fellow named Ray
Who liked to watch girls walk away.
          He liked breasts just fine
          But the view from behind
Reminded him why he wasn’t gay.

Friday, October 4, 2013

I love education TV

I love education TV.
On my new favorite, TLC,
          A woman unfurled
          The largest breasts in the world
At size 102 triple Z.