Tuesday, February 26, 2013

There once was a gal named Victoria

There once was a gal named Victoria
Who lived at the Waldorf-Astoria,
         But not as a guest;
         She helped men who were stressed,
Like a free-lance therapist / whoria.

Monday, February 25, 2013

A tobacconist down in Havana

A tobacconist down in Havana
Made the finest cigara cubana.
         Rolled by his two hands
         ‘Tween the mammary glands
Of Maria, a local putana.

Friday, February 22, 2013

There were sisters named Tina and Faye

There were sisters named Tina and Faye
Who were crazy cat ladies, they say.
         The girls in their free time
         Would each hold a feline
And play with their pussies all day.