Sunday, September 26, 2010

There once was a woman named Gloria

There once was a woman named Gloria
Who lived at the Walford Astoria.
Not as a paid lodger,
But with some old codger
Where she goes down like the Andrea Doria.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

There once was a fellow named Garrison

There once was a fellow named Garrison
Whose Mother called him her hairy son.
With a face to be heard,
His passion for the word
Made NPR’s best show “that Prairie one”.

Monday, September 13, 2010

There once was a fellow from Durham

There once was a fellow from Durham
Whose girlfriend knew just how to stir him
To bring her the heights
Of sexual delights.
If he starts to slow down, she spurs him.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Rex Ryan, a coach most profound,

Rex Ryan, a coach most profound,
Apparently cannot make a soung
Without saying “Fuck!”
Using it with pluck
As an adjective, adverb and noun.