There once was a woman named Tommie

There once was a woman named Tommie
Who learned the Chinese art of origami.
She made a vibrator
Out of sandpaper
And died of the resulting tsunami.

There once was a woman named Hailey

There once was a woman named Hailey
Who used her vibrator twice daily.
Some might suggest
Ths she was obsessed.
But, she didn’t want it to go staley.

Blog Action Day 2010 - Water -- Could you tell your son or your daughter,

Could you tell your son or your daughter,
“Remember, Kids, don’t drink the water”?
But that order stands
Across many lands.
Do something about it? We aughter.

Today is Blog Action Day 2010 – Water. Thousands of bloggers from around the globe are taking to the internet today to address the many threats to our world-wide water supply. Please visit my other blog, Trees and Trash ( www.treestrash.blogspot.com ) and the main site for Blog Action Day 2010 ( www.blogactionday.org ). Do something today to save some water.

There once was a young man named Kevin

There once was a young man named Kevin
Who wondered if there was sex in heaven.
Then a voice from above,
Said, “Of course, we make love,
If fact, you’ve got a date at eleven.”

There once was a gal named Colleen,

There once was a gal named Colleen,
Mistress of le danseuse obscene.
She like to be tied
With dildoes inside
While bound to a washing machine.

When Annie Smallbox met Bobby Hardwick

When Annie Smallbox met Bobby Hardwick
They both thought it would be an ideal pick.
But Annie was large
Like a two-car garage;
And Bobby was more like an ice pick.

There once was a girl from Wisconsin

There once was a girl from Wisconsin
Who went by the first name of Johnson.
She clained it’s not tough,
But her boyfriend, Muff,
Said it is a bit weird in the long run.