There once was a gal named Aretha

There once was a gal named Aretha
Who thought that oral sex was beneath her.
You better believe it
She loved to receive it.
But she won’t let a cock ‘tween her teeth, huh?

Let’s hear it for the Green Bay Packers,

Let’s hear it for the Green Bay Packers,
Like burly blacksmiths, like annealers,
Led by Big Aaron
They did it again,
Confirming they’re football’s big wheelers.

Super Bowl XLV
Green Bay Packers – 31
Pittsburg Steelers – 25

There once was a woman named Jackie

There once was a woman named Jackie
Who thought wearing clothes was tres tacky.
She showed off her tits
And the place were she sits
Which her neighbors thought was just whacky

There once was a harpy named Mary

There once was a harpy named Mary
Whose voice was exceeding scary.
Even a low whisper
Would cause paint to blister
And curdle 5 square miles of dairy.