A diner quaintly named “My House”

A diner quaintly named “My House”
Is no place to go if you grouse.
So friendly and cheery,
Go in when your bleary
And dance out like you’re Juliet Prowse.

I’m not a one of those wannabe jocks

I’m not a one of those wannabe jocks
Playing fantasy or Madden X-Box.
My ultimate dream
Fantasy football team
Is Pam Anderson tackling Megan Fox.

His first time at the tanning salon

His first time at the tanning salon
He tried it without his clothes on.
He learned it’s a trick,
When you sunburn your dick,
To even think about “getting it on”.

Dee left her home in the Caribbean

Dee left her home in the Caribbean
To take her first turn on a Sybian*.
After a 6-minute ride,
She squealed and she cried,
“Oh my God! Pleeeease do that to me again.”

*Google it.