There once was a woman named Carol

There once was a woman named Carol

Who did not know her husband was sterile.

         So, when she told her mate

That she thought she was “late”,

It put her poor marriage in peril.

There once was a woman named Sandra

There once was a woman named Sandra

A wiccan from Port Allesandra.

She sold herbs and potions,

         Aphrodesial lotions

All derived from genus pachysandra.

There once was a woman named Coffee

There once was a woman named Coffee

Who only ate bacon with toffee.

         One friend mocked her diet

‘Til she made him try it.

He ran away weepy and coughy.

There once was a woman named Vi

Who attracted the wrong kind of guy;

The under-bankrolled,

Recently paroled,

Sweet-talker with a roving eye.