There was a movie-goer named Max
Who never bought those movie-snacks.
He
was arrested one day
By
the dread NSA
For failure to pay his movie-tax.
There was a math student named Sy
Who found the last digit of P
His
professor said “Wow!”
And
then simply “How?”
Sy said, “I multiplied it by i.
There once was a gal named Marie
Who gave out her blowjobs for free.
With
your pants on the floor
She
would bolt toward the door
With your wallet, your watch and car key.
A gay football player named Weavar
Played with an athletic fever.
He
started in South Bend
As
a rookie tight end
And retired as a pro wide receiver.
There once was a woman nmed Gardener;
A young amateur penis hardenner.
She
went without knowing
That
she causedg such growing
So rather than blame her, let’s pardon her..
There once was a woman named Kara
Whose face and hair could not be faira.
With
breasts so well sized
That
other women despised
But made men just stand there and stara.
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