There once was a fellow named Cray

There once was a fellow named Cray
Who tried to make love every day.
            But since he was not good,
            No sane woman would;
And the crazy ones gave up halfway.

There is a young fellow named Gates

There is a young fellow named Gates
Who claims he never masterbates.
            Except once every morn;
            At noon watching porn;
And before bed, which his wife just hates.

There once was a fellow named Max

There once was a fellow named Max
Who never paid his income tax.
            The dread IRS
            Took away his address.
Now he lives in a network of shacks.

There once was a fellow named William

There once was a fellow named William
Whose Mom said, “You’re one in a milliam.
            You’re so handsome and smart
            In both science and art.
If you were fiber, you’d be psyllium.”

There once was a girl with no name

There once was a girl with no name
Who never knew fortune or fame.
            She was not allowed
            To learn how to be proud.
Her femaleness just brought her shame.

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There once was a fellow named Jay

There once was a fellow named Jay
(Who we’re not going to call gay).
            But he always was clean,
            Well-groomed nicely lean.
He’d be quite a catch, either way.

There was an old fellow named Dutch

There was an old fellow named Dutch
Who walked around town with a crutch.
            He did not really need it
            But he refused to cede it
Since his neighbor was such a soft touch. 

There once was a woman named Jeannie

There once was a woman named Jeannie
Who strolled the beach in a bikini.
            She’d stop near a guy,
            Stretch her back or her thigh
To gauge the effect on his weenie.