There once was a fellow named Dingess;

There once was a fellow named Dingess;
A proponent of cunnilingus.
            He’s an expert, they say,
            Of the technique de francais,
So there’s simply no need for his thingus.

At the club, a woman named Nance

At the club, a woman named Nance
Had a vibrator on in her pants.
            When I asked her why
            She said, “I would die
If my housekeeper found it by chance.”