There once was a woman named Janet.

There once was a woman named Janet.
Who was not from some other planet.
            But that beak on her face
           Made her look out of place;
Very much like a sea-going gannet*.

*noun:   large heavily built seabird with a long stout bill noted for its plunging dives for fish

Once said by a girl named Marie

Once said by a girl named Marie
“There are two rules for those who screw me.
            Forplay for one minute
            Before plunging in it.
And, don’t block my view of the TV.”

There once was a fellow named Bryant

There once was a fellow named Bryant
Whose bones were unusually pliant.
            He could place, with great ease,
            His head between his knees;
Making him sexually self-reliant.

A sunburned young nudist named Sara

A sunburned young nudist named Sara
Asked the man who sold the aloe vera,
            “Do you have enough class
            To rub that on my ass?”
“For that ass,” he said, “Not enough thera.”

There once was a girl named Noelle

There once was a girl named Noelle.
When asked for a date said, “Oh, well.
            We’ll look at the moon.
            You’ll finish too soon.
But, let’s do it.  You never can tell.”

There once was a woman named Daytona

There once was a woman named Daytona

Who worked as a orgasm dona.

            After screwing for pay,

            She retired ond day

To become a short-term “pay day” lona. 

 

 

A fashion designer named Fritz

A fashion designer named Fritz
Wraps all of in models in glitz.
            He passionately loves
            When they go without gloves
Exposing their glorious mitts.