These once was a woman named Bobbie

These once was a woman named Bobbie
Who listed blow jobs as a hobby.
            She’d perform the deed
            For any man in need,
So no one would think she was snobby.

In Chicago, an ex-Georgia peach

In Chicago, an ex-Georgia peach
Tried to exercise freedom of speech
            By exposing a breast,
            Then most of the rest
On a downtown Lake Michigan beach.

There once was a fellow named Nate;

There once was a fellow named Nate;
A chess champion from Kuwait.
            He planned his romance
            13 moves in advance
To force his companions to mate.

There once was a young man named Plumber

There once was a young man named Plumber
Who desperately wanted a Hummer;
            Not the big SUV,
            But a BJ.  U C.
Each day without one made him glummer.   

There once was a woman named Grace

There once was a woman named Grace
Who offered to sit on my face.
            I should have said, “Yes!”
            What I said was, “I guess,”
Which caused her to leave in disgrace.