There once was a Thanksgiving Day

There once was a Thanksgiving Day
When all the bad news went away;
When nobody died
Was lonely or cried;
But instead, felt like children at play.

There was a marathoner named Mike

There was a marathoner named Mike
Who eschewed the car and the bike.
He said, “I don’t care.
If I cannot run there,
There is nothing there I might like.

There once was a fellow named Pride

There once was a fellow named Pride
Who once fell asleep while inside
His wife’s love canal
With no rationale
‘Cept it was such a relaxing ride. 

There once a gal named Lenore

There once was a gal named Lenore
Who stood and demanded the floor.
She said, “I don’t care
If you snicker or stare.”
But, I’m not wearing heels any more.”

There was a musician from Cuba

There was a musician from Cuba
Who sailed to Key West in his tuba.
The Coast Guard saved the day
Until they heard him play.
Then they took the poor guy to Aruba.