There once was a fellow named Hardin

There once was a fellow named Hardin
Who spent all his time in his garden.
With plants variegated
And some help-related,
He’s locked up, awaiting a pardon.

A fellow named Bob Davenport

A fellow named Bob Davenport
Was called “Sofa” by his cohort.
His wife was named Clare
But he called her “Chair”
And his son was called “Otto” for short.