There once was a gal from Manhattan

There once was a gal from Manhattan
Who recalled every cock she has sat on.
She would categorize
Each by dyratuib and size;
Starting with her first love, George Patton.

There once was a fellow named Wade

There once was a fellow named Wade
Whose daily goal was to get laid.
With his roguish smile,
Blue eyes, and Hollywood style,
His bedroom is like a parade.